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Feared gone for good by his owner, this missing python turned up at 3 a.m. on top of his own enclosure

When they turned on the light, "there he was. On top of his enclosure." ...
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Rockies 3, Cubs 2: I would walk .500 miles

This is getting silly, so I’m quoting song lyrics for headlines because why not?